It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1292)

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It's May Day here in the Neon Fun Jungle. Statistically speaking, it's very likely May Day in your TimeLine as well. Now, many of you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers, are saying, "But, Sir, I don't speak Statistically. Is that a Russian dialect? It sounds like a Commie, or worse, Californian, language." I'd like to clear up your confusion but I don't have time for it. I have much bigger fish to fry. Sadly, it's probably more accurate to say that they are frying me. The problem is that it's Spring...Allegedly. It's 53F (12C) here right now with a 400 MPH (643.7376 KPH) breeze, so I question the "Spring" designation...And everyone is talking about flowers, plants, gardens and planting the aforementioned flowers, plants and gardens. My contribution to the conversation is an invaluable and very enlighteningly educational wealth of jokes, stories, anecdotes, lovingly close-up looks, and in-depth examinations of and about Tulips. And I'm not being allowed to use any of them here on my Family-Friendly All Ages Allowed Main MyLot Channel. That's good news for my MyLot AfterDark Channel because it now has enough material to last for several months. But what about this Channel? It's not fair! #CancelWokeCancelCulture You'd think I'd be used to this by now. It happens all the time. It seems like just last month I went through the very same thing with my Salute To April Showers! But you would be thinking wrong. I am not used to it. I do not like it. I do not consent! #HappyMayDay