Tuesday Doesn't Feel Like This (MyLot Exclusive #1304)

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It doesn't feel like Tuesday. So, naturally, I filed a complaint with Annalist Chronicler, my favorite Upstairs Head Chronologist and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Timely Affairs. She said, "What exactly is Tuesday supposed to feel like? I'm very curious." I said, "Belgium. And I'm almost sure we aren't even in Koksijde. It's all your fault. Don't look at me like I'm being unreasonable. I'm very tolerant and flexible. You know, I'd even settle for Amsterdam. Different country but close enough. You should really start trying a lot harder." What she said next is unimportant. And unrepeatable. Except on my MyLot AfterDark Channel, where quoting the profane rantings of a girl who doesn't look like a drunken sailor on a four-day leave but sure sounds like one is perfectly allowable. And it gets higher ratings. What is important is that her first response was so Sus. Because it seemed so scripted. Predetermined, if you will. Because today's Topic is Curiosity. Curiosity is supposed to have lots of hidden benefits. That's a good thing because I need benefits and I'm curious about a lot of things. Like, how can this be Tuesday if we aren't in Belgium? Or at least The Netherlands. And, why does the Universe keep punishing me for only hiring the best people? And many others. ************** THE LEARNING CURVE — MAY 13, 2023 Want to be more curious? Experts recommend these 5 habits Despite a reputation for catastrophe and cat killings, curiosity is a beneficial drive that improves our lives and well-being.