At Least We Have Robot Vacuums (MyLot Exclusive #1322)

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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. ------------Josh Billings On an infinite number of the parallel Earths that make up the Multiverse, they have no war, poverty, prejudice or disease of any kind but they do have reliable, readily available self-driving flying cars; a cure for the common hangover; no artificial barriers of any kind for people who love each other to have to overcome and infallible android girlfriends and boyfriends, just in case the no barrier thing doesn't work. Ah, but do the smug, Swankier Than Thou, inhabitants of those worlds have the "SEAUTO ROKER PLUS WITH FILTER" robot pool cleaner? Of course, they do! They didn't waste any of their time and resources fighting wars and developing Pet Rocks. Then, after they rid themselves of disease, prejudice and poverty, they worked on things like Pet Rocks and Pool Vacuums. Thus, they have it all. Minus all the negatives. So, how and why did we get stuck in this crummy dimension? For my answer, see my MyLot AfterDark Channel, because it contains a lot of words I can't say here. But, for the record, before the Failing New York Times can say I'm negative again, I will say here that I do love Robot Vacuums. ************** SEAUTO ROKER PLUS WITH FILTER