Scammy spammy
By TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85146)
Shingle Springs, California
June 19, 2023 9:41pm CST
Last week or the week before, I got an email titled "Got You" in my inbox. I read it and it said that the sender had my password (didn't say which one), and that they had taken over my webcam and had video of me watching pornography on camera and the things I was doing while I was watching it.
Well, I don't watch porn videos, and I don't do anything in front of my webcam that I would be embarrassed to share, so I clicked "spam" and sent the email to oblivion and forgot about it.
Then today I got on a Teams meeting after work, and then later I got on a Zoom meeting. Well the Zoom meeting wouldn't let me turn my video on because the camera was already in use. So I freaked out just a little bit because I recalled the spam email, and I could see the light showing that my camera was on.
And then I remembered my brain, and that I had been on a Teams meeting. Well, I couldn't find where I had Teams open, so I opened Task manager, killed teams, and was then able to get my camera to work on Zoom. Problem solved.
So sorry boys, there are no videos of me circulating the internet showing me watching porn and what I might have been doing while watching it.
Also, I'm not sure you would want to see my 65 year old self doing such things anyway.
Crisis averted!
PS Dumb joke that I once heard:
What do you call birth control after 50?
Answer: Nudity
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6 responses
@AmbiePam (94045)
• United States
20 Jun 23
@DaddyEvil People keep getting emails about that Nigerian prince, and I wonder if anyone falls for that. I guess if it’s just a couple of people that do, it’s worth it in the end for them?
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@DaddyEvil (137696)
• United States
20 Jun 23
Apparently so or the scammers wouldn't keep sending out those emails.
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@DaddyEvil (137696)
• United States
20 Jun 23
@AmbiePam Not too long back there was an article online about old ladies thinking they were really helping some guy somewhere... So yeah, people really do still fall for that.
And yeah, as long as anyone is still falling for it, it must be worth it to keep sending out the emails.
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@DaddyEvil (137696)
• United States
20 Jun 23
Spammers will try anything... Glad you figured out the problem.
Nice joke!
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@DaddyEvil (137696)
• United States
20 Jun 23
@dawnald Yeah, I know... I feel sorry for people that do fall for it, though.
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@BarBaraPrz (47693)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
20 Jun 23
Hey! I was still damn fine looking at 50, even up to 65. (A guy told me he thought I was the sexiest looking 65 year old he'd ever seen -- of course, I had all my clothes on and it was getting dark out).
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@Deepizzaguy (104278)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
20 Jun 23
Thank goodness your crisis was averted.
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