Todays Haiku 21st July 2023
@arthurchappell (44998)
Preston, England
July 21, 2023 4:40pm CST
1/.
"I don't like football,"
Might as well juggle my poo
Offends less people.
Some people really find me not liking football too weird to cope with
2/.
Cranium memo
Stop trying to be funny
Stick to poetry
I often use telling my brain to stop something in my stand up act
3/.
Haiku factory
Mass producing sylabbles
(Last line's gone on strike)
I roll haiku out quickly but sometimes even I dry up.
4/.
No one follows me
I'm more an influenza
Than Influencer
Not sure if I change anyone's thinking
5/.
Play golde oldies
On the radio DJ
Make me feel my age
Nostalgia just remnds me I'm old.
Arthur Chappell
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5 responses
@celticeagle (168126)
• Boise, Idaho
22 Jul 23
Poetry is better than football. More of influenza than an influencer. That's cute. I do enjoy these. I enjoy nostalga and listening to the oldies both in music and movies.
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
23 Jul 23
@celticeagle I like them, but they still make me feel old sometimes
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@celticeagle (168126)
• Boise, Idaho
23 Jul 23
@arthurchappell ..........I rather enjoy looking back.
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
25 Jul 23
@celticeagle So do I sometimes though some past experiences I wish I could forget
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
21 Jul 23
@Fleura same here, just find it boring
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@RebeccasFarm (90294)
• Arvada, Colorado
22 Jul 23
Is that you in the photo too Arthur. I love your haikus.
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
23 Jul 23
@RebeccasFarm yes that is me
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@RebeccasFarm (90294)
• Arvada, Colorado
23 Jul 23
@arthurchappell A wonderful photo of you. Thanks.
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@LindaOHio (181321)
• United States
22 Jul 23
I like #5 the best. I can identify with that one! Enjoy your day.
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