It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks (MyLot Exclusive #1377)

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It is Spring here in the Neon Fun Jungle. I know some of you are saying, "Sir, you are mistaken. It's August. Spring happens in April and May." That is true but it is more true that it's warm, not oppressively hot, and raining every day. Usually not all day but enough that the grass keeps growing at an alarming rate and can't be mowed because it's constantly wet. You know, the way April and May used to be. BGW (Before Global Warming). This April and May were cold and dry. June and most of July were very hot and dry and now we have Spring. In August. And it's not an anomaly, it's been that way for a few years now. That's all I have for this one but since the Focus Groups are saying, "The technique is fine, but, overall, it's way too short and unsatisfying, Sir. I've seen ads on YouTube for pills that can help with that, you should look into them," I'll talk about something else for a minute. They want length, so fine, I'll give them, and by extension, you, length. By taking all of you to Tennessee. For a drink. Or, many drinks. At a very long bar. We'll go right after I finish this Mimosa. One last thing, ma'am or sir. In the interest of full disclosure, I will say that I still love rain but I'm mostly against exterminating the human race via Climate Change and it would be nice if there were enough gaps in the rain to allow for mowing. ************** RESTAURANTS & BARS AUGUST 14, 2023 6:19 AM What It’s Like to Drink at the World’s Longest Bar Nestled within Tennessee’s Nearest Green Distillery, Humble Baron is a record-breaking undertaking