It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1389)

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This late August Wonderific Wednesday here in the Neon Fun Jungle is dedicated to the descamisados. Not precisely the same descamisados that idolized Evita Perón but they are just as shirtless. And they are likewise dedicated to a socio-political struggle that's just as important---#FreeTheNipple. Due to restrictions imposed by the Deep State-Controlled Military–Industrial-Fashion Complex, you'll have to go to my MyLot AfterDark Channel for the full illustrated story. As usual, that leaves us with a content deficit here on the Family-Friendly All Ages Allowed Channel. To avoid the unpleasantness of hearing the Critics shout, "Sir, it's not long enough!" again, let's talk for a moment about Hot Dog Straws. You can get all the details by following the link below but the short story is: They're being made by Oscar Mayer and I would feel bad about bringing them up if you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers, didn't have a Time Machine. Because you're going to have to go to last week to get one for free from the Oscar Mayer website because, at this point in this timeline, supplies have already been exhausted. One more thing, Ma'am. I am not Anti-Military–Industrial-Fashion Complex. I appreciate their efforts. I especially like the products of the Big Lingerie and Big Swimsuit divisions. But there is a time and place for everything and sometimes the tops and shirts need to come off. #SupportTheDescamisados ************** LIFESTYLE FOOD Oscar Mayer Made Hot Dog Straws Inspired by Baseball Fan’s Viral Video The meat company's latest invention is made out of food-safe silicone By David Chiu Published on August 24, 2023 12:06PM EDT