Poem Peeping Out Of The Closet

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PEEPING OUT OF THE CLOSET I asked myself if I might be gay But I'm hetero in a queer sort of way. I quit browsing the Littlewood's bikini page To check out the men considered all the rage In their tight fit Speedo swim wear. Showing off all they dare short of going bare. I stared at the hunks posing with their trunks on But try as I might they couldn't turn me on The fittest lads I could find failed to light my fire In ways that many lovely women do inspire. That suggests a lack of personal homosexuality Though it shocks me that I still needed such clarity So away with your homophobic rant and rage! Check out the men on the swimsuit page. You might find out a lot about you along the way. Have you ever really asked yourself if you might be gay? Arthur Chappell