It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1425)

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It's not Supernatural Saturday, so I'm not going to dwell on this but I think my barn might be haunted. It certainly looks haunted. It's ancient and has that, "This place is haunted" appearance. But it goes much deeper than that. Sometimes, it sounds like people are walking around in the upper levels when there's no wind. When there is wind, it's no mystery because, like most old creaky structures, it sounds like a party is going on upstairs. But when it's dead (No pun intended?) calm, what causes that sound? Well, it could be wildlife, raccoons, birds, and such but when I go upstairs and look around, there are no animals and no signs of them having been there recently. It happened again yesterday---No wind and a lot of noise upstairs. I decided that I wanted to get to the bottom of it, so I did the same thing you would do if you were in my place. I called the Hooterville Spirit Squad---It's the number one paranormal investigation service in the county. It was founded by a group of former cheerleaders. That was a waste of time because it seems that this is their busiest season and they don't have an opening until January. That doesn't work for me because of my advanced age. I'm 29 years old. I could be haunting my own barn by January---But I won't because there are far more fun places to haunt. Having few good alternatives, I took the second best course of action and I'll tell you all about it. At a later date. Maybe on SuperNatural Saturday, since it's only three weeks behind schedule, which is really ahead of schedule because of the way time works. Because my Editors are very impolitely telling me that this one has gone on for long enough.