Logic. What Is it Good For?

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Logic. Sometimes it works. And sometimes it just falls flat. I recall, many moons ago, when I worked for Coca-Cola. Like many jobs we hold throughout our lives, I was simply ready for a change, and so I applied at a corrugated box company called Smurfit-Stone. I had been at Coca-Cola for 6 1/2 years, had a pension, 401k, seniority, and four weeks of vacation. I made pretty damn good money too. But like I said, the spark had died. The luster and shine had worn off. I was just "doing time." I hiked my butt over to the company for my interview, the plant manager asked all the usual dumb questions you get asked during interviews, and I provided all the usual half BS, half honest answers I usually provide to said dumb questions. We got to the end of the interview and the plant manager asked me if I had any questions for him, and I said yes. You see, a lot of managers think the only one in the room being interviewed are the ones seeking the work. Look buddy, I'm not some robot here. And I'm not just anybody. I'm freaking Porwest! You have to sell me this job just as much as I have to sell you on hiring me. This ain't no one way street! "How solid is your business?" I asked him. He smiled and proceeded to tell me, "Well, consider that anything you buy goes in a box first. We make those boxes." It was honestly a brilliant answer when I think about it. It seemed reasonable. It made sense to me. What could go wrong? I took the job. Three months later the company filed for bankruptcy. Two months after that they laid me off. So much for logic.