Good morning, friends.

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I am hungry but haven´t been able to go for my breakfast. I woke up with a torn nail so, thinking of tonight and the Chinese restaurant, I took a file, groomed it and put more polish over it. And just THEN I discovered that I was hungry. And that I could not use my hand until the polish had dried. So here I am. But I will go and get a piece of cake soon. The polish is almost dry although I´m typing with my third fingers. I have no idea what I will eat for lunch today but I don´t want to eat anything too filling. I want to save my tummy for tonight. Maybe an omelette will be a good idea. It is lights and I´m a pro as omelettes go. The TV has some people killing each other but I´m not looking. I´ll turn it off. The only weird thing about it was that, after a big shooting with many wounded, the cops asked for an ambulance. As I saw with one eye, they needed a lot of ambulances. Real police work, at least in my country, is not like that. These fake cops have awesome fake policewomen with white pants and high heels. And the enter houses with a flashlight and a pistol (why don´t they turn on the light?) and out of nowhere they call for help, ambulances, helicopters, you name it with a cellphone they have. I envy them. I cannot go to the kitchen with my mug and a small jar of water at the same time because I need a hand ready to hold on to something just in case. I laugh a lot AT TV shows, much more than WICH TV shows. Now I´m off for my cake. The polish is dry. See you.