83, and still not successful

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And here we have a February entrant for idiot of the year. At 83, one would think that you would be at the top of your chosen profession. You should be able to do whatever it is you do for a living, fairly easily. Not his one. At 83, having been a bank robber for his entire life, save for a stint in prison, the spry one still cannot hack it as a successful bank robber. Key elements of a successful bank robbery include actually getting to spend your acquired wealth without getting caught. Reason he got caught and got his mugshot put in the hallowed halls of idiocy? He rented the getaway car in his own name. Sigh.