Funny Things

@brenna_g (135)
March 22, 2024 4:54pm CST
I was told That I say so many funny and dumb things that it can make anyone's day to here the things I think of so if your having a bad day her you go "Where does the bread go when the toast comes out of the toaster?"(said this this morning) "Why do you pre-heat an oven? Don't you just heat it? So why pre-Heat it?"(said this last week) "h-e-h-e is hehe it's hehheh!"(Said this yesterday) I say so many more funny and dumb things that i'll mention some other day!
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@moffittjc (123744)
• Gainesville, Florida
23 Mar 24
It's always nice when you can make people smile or laugh, whether it's intentional or not. We all need my smiles in our lives. Speaking of toast, there was one time I went to the grocery store and asked a grocery stock clerk what aisle the toast was on. I meant to say bread, but for some reason I must have had toast on my mind. haha
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@moffittjc (123744)
• Gainesville, Florida
23 Mar 24
@brenna_g A couple of weeks ago, I went into the grocery store to buy some balloons to blow up for a work celebration, and I asked a manager what aisle the balloons were on. He said "the baking aisle," since the balloons and candles and stuff were by the cake and brownie mixes on the baking aisle. But for some reason, I thought he said "the bacon aisle," and I was thinking in my head, "why the heck would the balloons be by the bacon?" Anyway, the lightbulb finally went off in my head and I figured out what he really said, but then as a joke I went over to the meat department and grabbed a pack of bacon, and when I went back by the manager, I told him thanks, and held up the balloons and the bacon. I told him, "The balloons were right there next to the bacon like you said!"
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@brenna_g (135)
23 Mar 24
@moffittjc that's really funny that made me die laughing bacon aisle!
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@brenna_g (135)
23 Mar 24
Lol, thats hilarious!
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@porwest (98999)
• United States
23 Mar 24
Plays on words are often times a lot of fun. I do it often. Helps to foster creativity, and sometimes it gets a laugh out of someone, which is always rewarding in its own way as well.
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@porwest (98999)
• United States
23 Mar 24
@brenna_g I am like that too. It also sometimes gets as many rolled eyes as it gets laughs. lol
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@brenna_g (135)
23 Mar 24
@porwest so true
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@brenna_g (135)
23 Mar 24
well this is just what pops into my head and I say it!
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@RebeccasFarm (93802)
• United States
22 Mar 24
Grand grand..a hoot thanks.
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@brenna_g (135)
23 Mar 24
Lol thanks
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• United States
23 Mar 24
@brenna_g Welcome
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
22 Mar 24
you have a great sense of humour.
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@brenna_g (135)
22 Mar 24
@Happy2BeMe thanks but its just things I think about through out the day!
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