It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1561)

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Just like you, I've been watching the news all day, looking for the headline that says, "Deadbeat Donny Dolittle Has Been Bailed Out By XXXX At The Last Minute." And placing bets on who XXXX will be. Russia? China? The Saudis? North Korea? Most of my money is on Russia because Vlad already owns 72% of Donny. Most of it is a sublet from Satan but from our Earhly Frame Of Reference, that doesn't even enter the equation. So why shouldn't he buy the other 28%? But, that headline hasn't come yet ((I hope it never comes)) and Donny is still desperately begging everyone for cash. If Ronald Reagan were still here, he'd say, "Donny is the Welfare Queen I warned you about. Never forget, that Evil Royal-Pain-In-The-Neck would be powerless if you idiots would quit giving him money." They seem to be listening to him because Trump's small-dollar donations have nearly dried up and the big donors are saying, "NO!" The Truth Social Merger did go through but there is a a lockout provision that prevents Trump from immediately selling or getting loans based on his shares. That potentially limits Criminal Defendant Trump's ability to use the windfall as collateral for a bond in his $464 million civil fraud judgment. So, in Terms Of Badly Broke, Deadbeat Donny Dolittle is Winning. Meanwhile, the Republicans in Congress are standing in solidarity with Trump by bigly and loudly displaying their perpetual Intellectual Bankruptcy again, "Republicans ATTEMPT TO OUST MAGA MIKE as Speaker" ((Video Linked Below)). ************** Republicans ATTEMPT TO OUST MAGA MIKE as Speaker MeidasTouch 2.2M 81,728 views Mar 22, 2024