I am a Compulsive Thief and Do Not Want to be Helped
By DianneN
@DianneN (247186)
United States
April 26, 2024 12:27am CST
I’m confessing to you. I go berserk when I see something I want and just have to have it! If someone is lurking around, I saunter away. Otherwise I steal. I can’t help myself
But I only steal when the owner isn’t available. Otherwise, I ask permission.
I only steal flowers that need to be dead headed. They overflow onto the streets where I walk and could trip someone. Others are being torn out by landscapers and left in a pile to be discarded.
To me, it’s all about trying to grow certain Florida flowers in Connecticut.
I have no idea what I am taking, but they are to pretty.
Please don’t call the police and be a snitch!
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19 responses
@GardenGerty (160615)
• United States
26 Apr
We always worried that my mom would get arrested. Plants are happier if they are trimmed, that is for sure.
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@arunima25 (87770)
• Bangalore, India
26 Apr
I will not call the police. I am the same . We are just doing our part to make the world more beautiful or at least our small garden a more beautiful one. It's all justified and not a crime.
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@snowy22315 (180399)
• United States
26 Apr
As long as you stick to discarded flowers .you should be OK..
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@changjiangzhibin89 (16756)
• China
26 Apr
I have the same impulsion as yours when I see flowers I like.
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@FourWalls (67737)
• United States
26 Apr
Snitches get stitches.
Just make sure Orville the Osprey doesn’t tell on you.
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@wolfgirl569 (105884)
• Marion, Ohio
26 Apr
I can't tell as I grab flowers like that. Just not from Florida
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@Marilynda1225 (82704)
• United States
26 Apr
Hope your thievery pays off and your stolen goods do well in CT. Since everyone seems to be willing to keep your secret, hope you'll let us know if the Florida flowers grow in CT.
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@LindaOHio (177898)
• United States
26 Apr
I won't tell. I hope your cuttings grow. Have a good weekend.
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@Scarred4Lyfe (607)
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26 Apr
I have no idea what I am taking, but they are to pretty.
I think they are called 'flours'.
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