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state, acoustic kitty A small act is worth a million thoughts. ----------Ai Weiwei Wake the kids and phone the neighbors! Because I've just been handed a dispatch from the Home Office in Omaha, entitled, "Top Ten Things The Deep State Doesn't Want You To Know." And we're gonna take a look at it right now: Top Ten Things The Deep State Doesn't Want You To Know. #10. It's Still Friday. #9. How to cure Type 2 Diabetes with a tonic made from four common cheap ingredients you have in your kitchen right now. I'd tell you this one but then you would be banned from all Social Media for life and I couldn't live with that kind of guilt. #8. Your cat(s) is/are spying on you. This started in the 1960s, when theCIA's Directorate of Science & Technology figured out a way to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies. It was named Operation Acoustic Kitty (Not to be confused with the album of the same name from 2002, by John Mann, the lead singer of Spirit Of The West. It was released in 2002 on Nettwerk. It would also be a great title for a Kat Wonders Unplugged album but it isn't that, either.). Long story short: If Fluffy can spy on the Kremlin, she can and will spy on you, too. 7. Sleepy Crooked Joe has invaded Florida. "Biden opens first field office in Florida as campaign gains ground in state," ((Article Linked Below)). 6. The Earth is flat. 5. We didn't go to the moon. 4. Vaccines don't work ((MAPGA,#MakeAmericanPolioGreatAgain)) ((Don't get me wrong. I'm still a big fan of conspiracy theories. Especially ones involving aliens, shadowy government agencies, ghosts and time travel. It's just that my Pro-Conspiracy Theory Position doesn't comfortably fit in this particular narrative)) 3. They Aren't Coming For Him, They're Coming For You. 2. The Simple “Coffee Trick” That Triggers 24/7 Fat Burning and Torches Stubborn Fat Pockets. 1. George Soros, Bill Gates and Elon Musk will each pay you $10 million to not read this list. If you live in a red state that considers math to be a tool of the devil, that adds up to $30 million. 1-A. "Normal" Isn't Coming Back. But Jesus is. On February 9, 2064. 8 PM EST. ************** Biden opens first field office in Florida as campaign gains ground in state Story by Ross O'Keefe, Washington Examiner • 1d • 2 min read --------------------------- Operation Acoustic Kitty https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty