Refutal Or Refootal? No One knows! (MyLot Exclusive #1624)

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It is hot ((82F, 28C)) and wet again here in the neon Fun Jungle tonight. It's fine for me because I like the rain.If everyone were exactly like me, this world be a fine place to live. But no, some people aren't happy with it storming every night and they get short tempered, irritable, and downright mean. Like Trine Sextile, my favorite Upstairs Head Astrologer and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Other Worldly Affairs. She threatened me this morning. Seriously. She said, "Sir Aquarius, this first full week of Cancer Season is activating your sector of health, wellness, and service, and this increases your sensitivity to what your body needs physically and psychologically to feel healthy and strong. It can be as simple as adding more natural herbs such as garlic to your diet, or as intense as completely cutting out processed foods so that you can undergo a significant detox. The key is to be present with yourself enough to heed the signs and follow their lead rather than waiting for the cosmos to send you a major wake up call that forces you to take on healthier habits." Can you believe it? It's like she's saying I should improve my diet or else. It's ridiculous. How could I be any healthier? If you Google "Healthy Eating," you'll see nothing but pictures of me indulging in a very healthy diet. Many of them are unsafe for work but that's your problem, not mine. And it's not my fault. I never told you to get a job! So where does she get off threatening me with a full week of Cancer and ominous wake-up calls? And why should I detox? I like tox! And processed foods. How far is she going to go with craziness? Is she going to ask me to quit cigarettes and beer? So yeah, it's just another typical Tuesday night.