Does Melania Have an Alibi? (MyLot Exclusive #1644)
By Greg
@xander6464 (42308)
Wapello, Iowa
July 14, 2024 10:48am CST
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Full Disclosure: I am generally against political assassinations. But I am having fun with the attempted one from yesterday. If any of you weak and overly sensitive MAGA Snowflakes have a problem with it, go back and look at what your rapist said when Paul Pelosi was nearly killed and then realize that what I'm doing is just Karma and the Law Of Do Unto Others at work.
And I am sending Thoughts & Prayers to the rapist and his family, along with a card that says, "You just have to get over it." Which is the same thing the rapist told a crowd in Iowa shortly after a school shooting. Be outraged over that. Not by what I'm saying.
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Well kids, it's official now. Everyone detests the retired rapist from Florida, including his biggest supporters. The FBI has discovered that 20-year-old Patriot Thomas Matthew Crooks of Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, who died while trying to rid the world of Trump was a registered Republican. He died the way he wanted to. While wearing clothes from Demolition Ranch and then Agents pried his gun from his cold dead hand right after they blew his head off.
Some people are surprised that Patriot Crooks was MAGA. I'm not. Not even a little bit. It was a textbook Republican Operation. The target was nearly completely missed while the guy sitting behind him was killed. It was a total failure, which is exactly what you expect from MAGA.
Some of my brain surgeon and rocket scientist friends on the Right side of the aisle are saying that Sleepy Joe hired Patriot Crooks to do the job. That's ridiculous. If Joe had been behind it, it not only would have been legal, thanks to the Trump Supreme Court, but it would have been successful as well.
So, we still don't know who was behind it but we have a long list of likely highly motivated suspects. Does Melania have an alibi? What about Dumb Jr. and Eric?
That's all I want to say on the issue for the moment except for one last thing, ma'am. MAGA, why didn't the Good Guys With Guns do anything useful?
There were a bunch of them there and they allowed a Trump Voter to be killed. Do you now realize how stupid you sound when you say the solution to mass shootings is more guns?
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@BearArtistLady (6038)
• United States
14 Jul
When I heard the news about the assassination attempt and failure, I had a feeling that there was something more to it than what was being let out. I still do. Like how come the guy only managed to give Trump a pierced right ear as he was facing right? It took me nearly half an hour to get it through to my neighbor that the ear was fine when he turned right and he winced after he turned right. She kept babbling about the shooter not being able to hit Trump from where he was...and only the one time I heard "High powered police special weapon" broadcast on the TV. There are some essential details missing in the story.
I'm as political as a rock, and really don't give much of a darn to the attempt, but my gut instinct says that there is MUCH more to the incident than what is being shown on the surface. With things like this there usually are.
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@FourWalls (65390)
• United States
14 Jul
Now that you mention it, it was mentioned earlier in the day that Melania wasn’t going to be at the convention…..
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@xander6464 (42308)
• Wapello, Iowa
14 Jul
I saw that, too, but I hadn't connected the dots. Have you considered unretiring to be a detective?
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@FourWalls (65390)
• United States
14 Jul
@xander6464 — no, I’ve watched Webb Wilder, Private Eye too many times.
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@xander6464 (42308)
• Wapello, Iowa
15 Jul
@FourWalls That show should come with a warning label.
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@RasmaSandra (77609)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
14 Jul
From what I read it seemed to be a hit that was made as a warning of some kind because the report was that if they had wanted to really hit Trump it could have been done easily, Or so some people say. I, however, still keep to the human side and even though I am not a Trump fan at all no one deserves to be shot and killed,
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@xander6464 (42308)
• Wapello, Iowa
14 Jul
It will probably be a long time before we know the whole story.
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