It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1649)

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You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active. -----Bob Newhart ((Thursday, September 5, 1929, Oak Park, Illinois, U.S. --- Thursday, July 18, 2024 (aged 94), Los Angeles, California, U.S.)) I just flew in from Milwaukee and boy, are my arms tired. I was there for the RNC National Convention. This year's theme was Cheese Curds & Probation Officers. It was fun. The last time I saw that many felons in one place was in Chicago in 1927. If Bob Newhart hadn't so rudely died yesterday, this would have been a great week. I even got to see Melba, the trashiest former First Lady in history. She didn't bring her anchor baby, Bartlet, with her but that's OK. It was so romantic. She changed Diaper Don's ear pad for him. It's too bad no one got it on tape. It could have really increased the failing CNN's ratings. Speaking of romance, take a look at the memo Trine Sextile, my favorite Upstairs Head Astrologer and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Other Worldly Affairs gave me this morning: &&&&&& Jul 19, 2024 - Today's astral configuration is a wonderful omen as far as romance is concerned. You have the potential for walks beneath the moonlight or by the sea, candlelit dinners for two under the stars, beautiful presents chosen with care and wrapped with tenderness, and all the accompanying trimmings. If going out on a date is possible, expect to have a fabulous time - one that you will never forget. &&&&&& With that in mind, let's go to 1992, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Routine Of The Month Club Routine For Today is. Bye, Bob! ************** Gettysburg PR | Bob Newhart | Off The Record (1992)