Whackadoodledoo

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I went to check my mail today and noticed the figure of a neighbor acting strangely in the hall. Unfazed, I kept walking because I didn't care what she was doing and the mailman was still filling our boxes. As I got closer, I realized she was watching me, and then she darted into her apartment, only to continue to open the door and watch me. I stood, looking out the side exit door for a moment before turning to leave. She continued opening her door and watching me. Then, just when I got past the fire door about fifteen feet from her door, she opened her door, walked into the hall a little, asked if I was spying on her, and then said I was a weirdo. Now, I know, from what others have told me, that this woman is mentally ill. But, if you thought her accusing me of excessively using Lysol to clean my home, shortly after I used Aussie, Dove, and Dial on my body in the shower, today's craziness takes the cake.