Big Leak News (MyLot Exclusive #1672)
By Greg
@xander6464 (44563)
Wapello, Iowa
August 11, 2024 7:10pm CST
When I heard that there was a bad leak in the Trump Campaign, I thought that it must have something to do with their ill-advised but economically necessary switch to cheap generic diapers for DonOld.
But ((Pun intended?)) no. It was simply another hacking incident (("Trump GETS HACKED and Tries to COVER IT UP" ((Video Linked Below)).
DonOld is blaming Iran. Of course. Because nothing is ever his fault. He's pretty upset about the whole thing and I don't know why.
Thus far, as far as I've seen, nothing damaging has been released about him. That says to me that his secret files are just as bland and uninteresting as he is.
Except when he plays the theme from Titanic at his rally and doesn't even realize how funny it is because his whole life is sinking.
And when he says that Kamala's crowds are all AI-generated. Because she's drawing record crowds and he could hold his rallies in a phone booth.
That's when he's interesting and entertaining. Just like The Three Stooges.
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Trump GETS HACKED and Tries to COVER IT UP
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@BearArtistLady (6036)
• United States
12 Aug
That's because he has stopped looking in a mirror when he hollers "Who's to blame?"
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@FourWalls (70023)
• United States
12 Aug
Well, gee, then, why doesn’t he AI-generate some people into his crowds?
Yeah, I know, “intelligence” isn’t in the same time zone as him….
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@xander6464 (44563)
• Wapello, Iowa
12 Aug
@BearArtistLady sually don't get into political discussions, but I can't resist this one. Was intelligence EVER in the same time zone as him?????????
--------------there's no evidence that it was ever in his time zone.
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@BearArtistLady (6036)
• United States
12 Aug
I usually don't get into political discussions, but I can't resist this one. Was intelligence EVER in the same time zone as him?????????
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@xander6464 (44563)
• Wapello, Iowa
13 Aug
@BearArtistLady Trump and Petey could have fart contests. Petey has a problem with wet farts, and I get to clean the tub, floor, and more. But I wouldn't survive any other way, he is such a loving cat (Petey) and I sure wouldn't trade him for anything else in the world.
-----------Cats are the best.
What would the prize be for that contest?
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@BearArtistLady (6036)
• United States
12 Aug
Trump and Petey could have fart contests. 
Petey has a problem with wet farts, and I get to clean the tub, floor, and more. But I wouldn't survive any other way, he is such a loving cat (Petey) and I sure wouldn't trade him for anything else in the world.
Petey has a problem with wet farts, and I get to clean the tub, floor, and more. But I wouldn't survive any other way, he is such a loving cat (Petey) and I sure wouldn't trade him for anything else in the world.1 person likes this
@BearArtistLady (6036)
• United States
12 Aug
Hummm, Your breaking news is that Trump was hacked...maybe someone snuck in his expensive motel room and clipped the collection points in his diapers. Funny, I thought all the rustling I heard on the news was from paperwork for the briefing (so to speak) not from cheap generic diapers. Maybe we all should all watch for coupons for the poor man to save MORE money on diapers and eating out. At least one so that he can get a decent hair stylist, the one he has now is horrible and Trump's hair looks awful!
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@xander6464 (44563)
• Wapello, Iowa
12 Aug
I like the idea of a big Coupon Drive for him. His donors are already paying a lot of money for a hairstylist but it doesn't do him any good because he wears a wig.
Melania Trump's Stylist Hervé Pierre Braillard Paid Over $260K by Trump PAC
https://www.newsweek.com/melania-trump-stylist-herve-pierre-braillard-pac-1816576
