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I'm sitting here, listening to a YouTube and the phone rings. I pause the video and answer the phone. And this person says... something...? It is so fast it is just garbled. I listen faster than most Texans being a Yankee and all. However, this was just a garbled bunch of sounds that might've been words before they put it on fast forward. So, I say: "What?" And he slows down. "This is Steve (yeah, right, wonder what country he thinks he's from) and I'm calling from accident claims." He says each word slowly, like he's just learning to speak the language. "I haven't had an accident..." and I pause to try and think... "It doesn't have to be big, some hit your car?" "Nope." "A member of your family?" "Not that I know of." Mind you, both of my siblings have their own insurance stuff, I have no kids and never let my blind wife drive my car. "Okay, thank you for taking my call." Click. I really don't know what the first time he spoke was about. I don't think anyone can listen that fast. I probably should've just told him to take me off his list, but... yikes! Have you gotten a telemarketer like that? Good grief!