It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1747)

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Grace Van Owen, my favorite Upstairs Attorney and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Legal Affairs, came to me this morning and said, "Sir, you aren't allowed to talk about other earnings sites on MyLot anymore. It's in your new contract." She then tossed a binder containing 900 pages entitled "Project MyLot" on my desk. I glanced at the last page and said, "I don't remember signing this. What sort of Deep State Writing Interference Hoax is this? It has George Soros written all over it." She laughed and said, "Dear, you don't remember many things. Birthdays, anniversaries, your own phone number. And many others. But all of them exist, despite your defective memory." Just for that, it'll be a cold day in Miami in August before I go through her briefs again. Believe me! Also, believe me when I say, the jokes on them. Because I was never going to talk about other earning sites here anyway. So who's defective now? That's all for this one. So I am going to go back to unwrapping another ten thousand tiny candy bars to get my RDA of chocolate. October is exhausting.