It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1753)
By Greg
@xander6464 (43724)
Wapello, Iowa
October 28, 2024 4:49pm CST
“So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.”
------- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist
Presently, it is 68 degrees here in the Neon Fun Jungle ((20C)). It's a bit warm for this time of year but you wanna hear something funny? Tomorrow, it's going to be 82 ((28C)).
Since it's only three days to Halloween, I guess I should tell you that I've been sitting here all morning, helping suicidal flies achieve their next stop on the samsara wheel. By swatting them. With any luck, their next incarnation will be something more pleasant than a fly. It's the least I can do for them.
I am also unwrapping the usual ten thousand tiny candy bars to get my RDA of chocolate.
I'm out of things to say now and it's really embarrassing. Because I have a degree in Advanced Weaving from Trump University. That means that I have a piece of paper that says I am able to talk about a million different things, any time, any place, and then tie them all together at the end.
And yet I can't. Should I sue my alma mater? Can the Trump legal team handle another lawsuit? And what if Trump University dies as a result? What will it reincarnate as?
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@ptrikha_2 (46794)
• India
13h
Well, Advanced Weaving Degree sounds interesting!
So you are told to weave Jute baskets there or weave a web of lies?
By the way, Indian Holy Book Bhagwad Gita talks about reincarnation of humans but nothing about Institutional Incarnations!
May be some other religious text elsewhere in the World does it.
May be Greek Mythology or older Zoroastrians books?
By the way, Indian Holy Book Bhagwad Gita talks about reincarnation of humans but nothing about Institutional Incarnations!
May be some other religious text elsewhere in the World does it.
May be Greek Mythology or older Zoroastrians books?1 person likes this
@xander6464 (43724)
• Wapello, Iowa
1h
I always thought that part of Karma is that people can reincarnate as animals. Isn't that why cows are sacred?
The weaving I was taught is just for webs of lies.
@BarBaraPrz (47059)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
29 Oct
Today only got up to 14°C/57° which really isn't warm enough for me. But tomorrow promises a high of 21°C/70°F, which is more like it, but it is also threatening to rain. 
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@xander6464 (43724)
• Wapello, Iowa
29 Oct
I like to have it warmer than that, too. We are supposed to get rain on Wednesday.
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