It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1755)

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It is a warm ((72F, 22C)), wet, rainy, and dark Halloween Eve here in the Neon Fun Jungle. I don't know about you but I feel sorry for Halloween this year. How do you compete with the ultimate fright factor which is the slim but still real possibility of another Trump presidency? It's sort of like The Washington Generals challenging the Yankees to a baseball game. Halloween doesn't have a chance. But, we are defiantly having a Halloween Eve party anyway and making everything as scary as possible. Brie, my favorite Upstairs Pastry Chef and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Upstairs After Dinner Affairs, is taking the scary defiance to the next level. She made Kitty Litter Cake, even though I have forbidden her from making it because I think it's gross. ((The recipe is linked below but it won't do you any good because I forbid you from making it, too.)). As if that isn't enough, her underwear is very objectionable. It has "Not Tonight" printed across the front. I don't know what that means but I don't like it. I won't tell you what's printed across the back because it might over-excite Tucker Carlson. Not to be outdone in the disobedience department, Fifi, my favorite Upstairs Sommelier and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Alcoholic Affairs, is making a drink called Corpse Reviver. Awesome name for a cocktail but the ingredients are gin, lemon juice, Cointreau, dry vermouth or Lillet Blanc and absinthe. And she is forbidden from using, possessing or even liking gin. I'd give you the recipe but it would be pointless because I forbid you from using gin, too. But, at least her underpants aren't as offensive as Brie's. They are a very simple deep blue full coverage pair with "BOOty!" printed across the backside. With that in mind,, let's go to over to the Dessert Table, to see the cake that no wants to eat and no one is allowed to eat. ************** Kitty Litter Cake This kitty litter cake makes a great Halloween dessert. A new kitty litter box, box liner, and litter scoop really give the full effect!