It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1760)

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Welcome to E Day, -1, Election Day Eve, if you will, Radio Rangers! In roughly 36 hours, it will be after 11 PM here in the Neon Fun Jungle and we will likely know who won Florida, Pennsylvania and North Carolina. And a bunch of other states that no one really cares about because they are so predictable. No one will lose any sleep tonight, wondering, "Will DonOld Trump win New York like he promised his cult?" No one will stay up all night, asking, "Will Kamala manage to pull off Massachusetts and New Jersey?" This year, though, there is a wonderful flip-side mirror image to go with that traditional style of thinking. Plenty of people in the Trump Camp---The smart ones and, as hard as it is to believe, he does have a few smart ones. Evil but smart---are going to lose a ton of sleep while agonizing over questions like this, "Will enough women and kids in South Carolina show up to give the state to Kamala? And what about Texas?" Since you brought up Texas, here's a fun, relevant fact: Ted Cruz barely won his last election. You're welcome, Trump Campaign. You were getting way too much sleep lately and I'm happy to help correct that problem. That's all I have for this one except for this one more thing, ma'am. Many people are fussing and fretting about World War III. They are asking, "Sir, will it start soon? Will it all blow over just like all the other World War III close calls ((The Cuban Misile Crisis and many others))? I can't answer any of those questions but I can ask you one question regarding the subject: If WW III does start soon, do you want the most powerful military on Earth to be managed the same way Trump Steaks, Truth Social, the Trump casinos, COVID 19, and many other Trump Failures were managed? Think about that before you vote, unless you already have and if so, I hope you made the right choice. And if you're MAGA, relax until January 5, 'cause that's when Trump wants you to vote and so do I. ************* TRAITOR Trump has MELTDOWN that Economy is DOING GREAT MeidasTouch 3.32M subscribers