tongue twisters...
By HerShe
@HerShe (2383)
Canada
September 14, 2006 10:42pm CST
Anyone have any new ones?...some old ones too, maybe I haven't heard them yet.
4 responses
@xxclairexxj (590)
•
21 Nov 06
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
A quick witted cricket critic.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks
Seventy seven benevolent elephants
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
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@caribe (2465)
• United States
3 Dec 06
Here are two or three for you:
Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter -
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
Chop shops stock chops.
The bootblack bought the black boot back.
Betty better butter Brad's bread.