It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1762)

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Congratulations, Retarded Garbage People, AKA MAGA, Garbtards, if you will, and I will call you that for however long the rest of Eternity persists, because you finally killed America. Maybe. There is an alternative theory. It holds that Countries, just like people, can reach a certain age and position in life where they realize just how irreparably pointless, annoying, bothersome, and disturbing existence is and the only cure is suicide. And it finally happened to America. So, there you go. America was murdered or killed itself. Either way, it is dead. Or soon will be. Along with the rest of the world, if WW III does start, because people like FDR and Winston Churchhill won't be in charge this time. Instead, we will be led by an illiterate Bible Salesman who is so senile that he can barely remember his own name and thinks windmills cause cancer. He also wants to encourage Putin to invade countries he doesn't like. Basically, he is a World War in and of himself, just waiting to happen. Likewise, if we get hit with another plague. If Global Warming doesn't kill everyone first. Right about now, many of you are saying, "Sir, is there a silver lining at the bottom of this infinitely deep dark cloud?" Well, now you've hit on my biggest talent, finding the bright side. In this case, it comes in the form of DonOld Trump being so old and frail and decayed that he already has one foot in the grave and the actuarial tables say he has a 79% chance of living another four years. That, paired with the fact that the US President is on camera so much of the time, means that the heart attack or stroke that finally kills him is likely to be caught on film and we will be able to enjoy watching him die over and over again for however much time we have left. That makes up a tiny bit for him not dying in prison like we all hoped he would. But when E. Jean Carroll and Letisha James take all his money and possessions, it will be a million times more public and humiliating than if he had lost and was rotting in jail. So we have that going for us. Of course, when Satan finally calls him home to Hell, we will be stuck with Shady Vance. But we will burn that bridge when we get to it. That's all I have for this one.