WTF, America?!?!?! (Mylot Exclusive #1763)
By Greg
@xander6464 (44250)
Wapello, Iowa
November 6, 2024 3:27pm CST
First of all, to all the people who came to me and said, "Sir, it's a very tight race and anyone can win!" You were right and I was wrong. Very very wrong. The manipulated polls were somehow right and though the details are very Sus, your criminal anti-hero somehow won.
Next, I want to tell my "male" MAGA friends, I call them Garbtards ((Retarded Garbage People)) now. how proud I am of them. You're all self-loathing closeted Gay men who hide behind a transparent mask of homophobia and yet, you very enthusiastically supported the most openly Gay man who ever ran for any office in the US.
But what about Pete Buttigieg, Sir?" You ask?
Well, the way DonOld Trump gushes over Arnold Palmer's penis like an infatuated schoolgirl while dancing to The Villiage People makes Liberace look straight. Mayor Pete, too.
Thirdly, Garbtards, you had the best night of your life last night. You kept Ted Cruz. And took the Senate. You also won for the first and last time ever on the Abortion issue in Florida ((SUS to the max!)). You also lost on Abortion in seven other states. And you got your Pedophile/Rapist/Felon War Mongering Criminal back into power.
Fourthly, well, I had the fourth point all worked out but a wild pack of immigrant dogs stampeded in here and ate my research notes.
So, this one is done now.
With that in mind, put on your favorite miniskirt again, cause we're going to Terroristic Thursday, December 12, 1968, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is.
This is the way the entire world is feeling today. Set to music.
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The Dirty Mac - Yer Blues (Official Video) [4K]
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@FourWalls (68057)
• United States
7 Nov
CNN said it perfectly…”in the end, it was the economy, stupid.” I think Ted Kennedy proved that morals don’t matter.
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@FourWalls (68057)
• United States
7 Nov
@xander6464 — St. Teddy of Chappaquiddick!
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@xander6464 (44250)
• Wapello, Iowa
8 Nov
@FourWalls — St. Teddy of Chappaquiddick!
-------------That's him! He needed to put a dehumidifier in the church because it was awfully damp.
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@xander6464 (44250)
• Wapello, Iowa
7 Nov
The ironic part is that the economy is doing great---And I know that because FOX News keeps telling me it is.
I miss Ted. Compared to Trump he was a Saint.
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@RasmaSandra (79875)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
6 Nov
I am glad the whole hoopla with the voting is over, We will see what happens, In the meantime I know the Lord is still watching over me,
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@xander6464 (44250)
• Wapello, Iowa
7 Nov
@porwest The Lord was watching over ALL of us when He made sure that bullet missed its target.
----i wish that incompetent failure knew how to hit a target but he was a Republican, so what can you expect?
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@porwest (90935)
• United States
13 Nov
i wish that incompetent failure knew how to hit a target but he was a Republican, so what can you expect?
@xander6464 He was not a Republican. He registered as one to vote for Nikki Haley against Donald Trump, but it was evidenced he had strong ties with Democrat causes and issues. He was not interested in a Republican winning the election. He was trying to throw a primary.
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@BarBaraPrz (47314)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
7 Nov
Yer Blues immediately followed by Sympathy for the Devil.... yeah.
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