It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1766)

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What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico. Even though many people say, "Sir, any joke that has to be explained shouldn't be told in the first place," I am going to defer to the fact that many of you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal, Dedicated Daily Readers are American and Americans are not known for their geographical prowess, so I feel compelled to point out that Canada and Mexico are two countries that border America. To the north and south, respectively. And America has just recently proved that it is the very dictionary definition of stupidity. Hello and welcome to another Fractious Friday, Radio Rangers! It is a cold dry morning here in the Neon Fun Jungle (47F, 8C) and you have no way of knowing unless I tell you, so I'll tell you, I shaved for you. What? No, I'm not trying to bribe you. But, as long as you're thinking in that direction anyway, let's not waste it. If you go put on your police uniform and pull me over again, I bet I can talk you out of writing me a ticket this time. Shake your head all you want but it won't change the fact that I can do it. Come on, let me show you how well crime can pay for you. With that in mind,, let's go to February 1966, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. ************* Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law(1966)