An unexpected trip to the dispensary

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The doorbell rang about half an hour ago. I was confused because I wasn't expecting any deliveries and my friends just knock on the door. I opened it and it was my upstairs neighbor (Smokey McSmokerson). He wanted to know if I was going to the dispensary. I said no but that I would take him if he needed a ride. It is like 5 minutes away and I wasn't busy with anything. So we rolled up (no pun intended) to The Social Leaf. He wanted a disposable vape. I didn't need anything but I figured I'd go in and see if they had the "stay asleep" gummies that they didn't have last time I was there. They didn't. They also didn't have the "fast asleep" ones. They did have the newest gummies that I tried and like so I bought 2 bottles of those. Again I had the same guy who was a student at my school and knows exactly who I am. He got what I asked for and applied my teacher discount. My sleep is now good for like a month. The neighbor got his vape or whatever he wanted. He offered me $5 for the ride. I was like "no I don't want it". It was half an hour of my life, minimal gas, and I bought something too. What I found amusing though was that he asked me how many times I go there each week. He was like "3 or 4?" I was like "um once every 2 weeks or so". Whatever. I'm not going to judge. I just don't want that stink in here.