It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1774)

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Tonight's theme is Tuna On Rye. No, I'm not in New York, having dinner at my favorite Deli, Katz's. If I were, tonight's theme would be Corned Beef On Rye. And maybe a cheesecake. Or two. Be that as it may, I do like tuna. It's one of my favorite light summer dinners. So why am I having it tonight when it's so cold and mostly dry? Sunni Skies, my favorite Upstairs Head Weather Girl and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Meteorological Affairs, says it's 35F ((2C)), with a "Feels like" temp of 12F (-11C)) and very light snow and rain. The answer, kids, is that I only hire the best people. It's also why I'm not in New York tonight, because Aio Variables, my favorite Upstairs Travel Agent And Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Vacation Affairs, is also one of the best people. But I am, despite all this hardship, counting my blessings. Thus far, there is one item on that list: 1. At least I'm not Matt Gaetz. You know how they say, "God will never give you more problems than you can handle?" Well, God seems to be testing that theory with this: Matt Gaetz FILES HACKED... Will they be LEAKED?!? ((Video Linked Below)). We---you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers, me, and God Himself----seem poised to soon see just how many problems poor old Matt can handle. Even if he could somehow convince the Senate to not release all the proof of all the crimes he's guilty of, it wouldn't make any difference because it's in the hands of a hacker. And most hackers have very little respect and concern for their victims. This leads to other questions. Like, "Will Matt be the first Trump Nominee to go to jail?" And, "Who will DonOld Trump blame for this?" And, "How fast can Aileen Cannon be confirmed as AG?" It also triggers an observation: HA! You thought a rapist of children was the worst choice for Attorney General. ************* Matt Gaetz FILES HACKED... Will they be LEAKED?!? Legal AF 331K subscribers ------------------------------------------ Katz's New York Cheesecake https://katzsdelicatessen.com/cheesecake.html