It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1777)

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Good Morning, Radio Rangers! At the risk of being unfairly labeled a success-driven over-achiever again, I'm going to tell you that way I am way ahead of schedule. I have already made and broken 38 New Year's Resolutions. If you check your calendar, you'll see that it's only November 25. I don't want to brag or anything but it takes most people until January 3 to get to this point! I'll admit that some of the them were very easy. Like, "Order and consume one of everything on the Starbucks menu." Others were enjoyable and amusing. For example, my favorite Upstairs Personal Physician and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Medical Affairs & Playing Doctor, Dr. Morticia Strangelove, told me to quit smoking this morning. So I resolved to never smoke again. Then,I gave her a pack of cigarettes and told her to what to do with them. She said, "Oh. Just like that show we saw at that club in Tijuana?" I nodded and she said, "OK. But if you want to be authentic, you'll have to go to the liquor store 'cause we're out of tequila." The closest liquor store is 30 miles away, so I shopped locally, at Drucker's General Store, and got a barrel of Corazón. I won't bore you, and anger the censor in the process, with the details. So, long story short, they were the best-tasting cigarettes I ever smoked. If you do want the boring details, they are available on my MyLot AfterDark Channel. ************* Jody Urquhart @happinesskeynotespeaker 2.17K subscribers 2.1K videos Resolutions