Guitar Loser (Mylot Exclusive #1778)

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Are you in the market for a cheap, low-quality yet obscenely overpriced guitar that looks like a Gibson but isn't, and is signed by the widely recognized worst world leader/businessman in the entire history of world leaders and businessmen? If so, you better get your credit card and hurry to gettrumpguitars.com/. Because DonOld Trump is about to be sued out of the guitar business ((Trump SERVED with CEASE AND DESIST he didn’t SEE COMING, Video Linked Below)). How much do you think this latest swift move will cost President Donny Dolittle? Or you, if you're dumb enough to buy one of his worthless guitars? Cause, can't you see him saying, "I never would have sold guitars if people didn't buy them, so it's my customers' fault. So they should pay. Not me." Then, with his newly minted Presidential Immunity that entitles him to send you a fully enforceable bill for your share, he will send you that bill. If you decide you don't want to pay it, he can legally send Seal Team Six to collect it. By whatever means necessary. But at least you'll have a cheap, low-quality guitar with his worthless autograph. It's too bad for DonOld that we on the Left aren't as stupid as MAGA. If we were, we would buy all these guitars, put them in big piles and then shoot them to shreds with AR-15s. And then buy more to shoot again. Like they did with Bud Light. With that in mind,, let's go to a little earlier today, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Lawsuit Of The Month Club Anthem Lawsuit for today is. ************* Trump SERVED with CEASE AND DESIST he didn’t SEE COMING MeidasTouch 3.39M subscribers