Thanksgiving, 2024 (Mylot Exclusive #1780)

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“I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” ------------------ Stephen Colbert Happy Thanksgiving Day, Radio Rangers! There isn't much to be thankful for this year. The Garbtards (Retarded Garbage People) have turned over the most powerful job in the world to their King, the most Deplorably retarded Garbage Person in the history of Weird Retarded Garbage People. And everyone will suffer because of it. But, if we scrape the bottom of the Thankful Barrel long and hard enough, we find that many of the morons who voted for DonOld Trump are complaining today because their smart family members are excluding them from the holiday ((For some, politics isn't off the table at Thanksgiving. It's just not welcome, Story Linked Below)). For that, I am thankful. You should be, too. Because being on the wrong side of history, and everything else, should have some immediate real-world consequences that hurt. If that means they can't see the grandkids on Thanksgiving and it makes them really sad, boo-hoo. They brought it on themselves. Speaking of buts and bottoms, Arlette Bain-Marie, my favorite Upstairs Chef Garde Manger (Pantry Chef In English) and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Pre, During & Post Meal Affairs is very busy today. And she's appropriately dressed. On the back panel of her underwear is printed, "Belle Of The (Butter)Ball." Butterball is not sponsoring this one, so they're not getting a link. With that in mind, let's go to Indianapolis on Thursday, November 25, 1999, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Pie Of The Month Club Anthem Pie for today is. ************* Dave Tries To Guess His Mom's Thanksgiving Pies 1999 | David Letterman -------------------------- Politics U.S. News Local World Culture & Trends Science For some, politics isn't off the table at Thanksgiving. It's just not welcome. Some people have said they’re no longer spending Thanksgiving with family who oppose their political values. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/thanksgiving-political-views-people-skipping-family-holiday-rcna181699