It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1786)

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It is dark, cold (69F, 21C) sad and gloomy here in Florida. Not as cold as it is back home in the Neon Fun Jungle ((37F, 3C)) but it is way colder than I want Florida to be and that's what counts. At this juncture, you may well be asking, "Sir, just why in the name of Juan Ponce de León are you doing at Mar-A-Lago? Is Aio Variables, your favorite Upstairs Travel Agent And Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Vacation Affairs drunk again?" The answer is no. Aio is perfectly sober. I am in Florida to lend emotional support to my two closest friends, DonOld Trump and Elon Musk. They are both having very hard days. Elon has had his raise unfairly and illegally stolen from him by the Godless Heathen Liberals ((Delaware judge reaffirms ruling that invalidated massive Tesla pay package for Elon Musk, Article Linked Below)). And DonOld is having an even worse day. He was forced, at gunpoint while someone twisted his arm, to sign a Woke Liberal America-Hating Background Check Agreement ((Trump team signs agreement with Justice Department for background checks for administration picks, Article Linked Below)). How is he supposed to get the best criminals to work for him with background checks? It is rigged, unfair and discriminatory. Child sex traffickers, fraudsters, thieves, felons, rapists, and offenders of all other persuasions can't pass Woke Background Checks! So who's going to work for Trump??? Not Chad Chronister, for one ((WOW! Trump Pick ABRUPTLY QUITS on HIM before Hearing, Video Linked Below)). He was forced out by Republicans because he committed the unpardonable sin of marching in a Pride Parade. And you know what happened to Matt Gaetz. Which is likely to be the same thing that will happen to Pam Bondi. Because the Background Check will likely turn up her bragging on TV about soliciting and accepting a bribe from Diaper Don to not go after Trump University. You know what Trump should do? He should teach the whole world a lesson by making Maura Healey his AG. That's what I told him this morning and I was the last person to talk to him about it, so it might just happen. ************* ************* The Associated Press Delaware judge reaffirms ruling that invalidated massive Tesla pay package for Elon Musk Story by RANDALL CHASE • 1d • 3 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/delaware-judge-reaffirms-ruling-that-invalidated-massive-tesla-pay-package-for-elon-musk/ar-AA1v9kaX?ocid=BingNewsVerp --------------------------------- USA TODAY Trump team signs agreement with Justice Department for background checks for administration picks Story by Zac Anderson, USA TODAY • 15h • 3 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/trump-team-signs-agreement-with-justice-department-for-background-checks-for-administration-picks/ar-AA1vdx5A?ocid=TobArticle ----------------------------- WOW! Trump Pick ABRUPTLY QUITS on HIM before Hearing MeidasTouch 3.42M subscribers