There's A UFO Over Bedminster And I Ain't Too Surprised (Mylot Exclusive #1798)

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -----------Johnny Carson If I were Sleepy Joe, I would pardon all the angry/violent J6 criminals and at the same time, very strongly remind them that the only reason they were in jail all this time was because DonOld Trump couldn't be bothered to pardon them while he still could. Like he promised he would. Next, because it's Christmas, I would buy each of them a shiny new gun. An American-made gun because I don't want to risk offending my "America First" fans. After that, because this play needs a third act, I would, via Executive Order, cancel DonOld Trump's Secret Service protection. This one is a personal favor/Christmas gift to my friend, Leon Musk. Because he is so concerned about government waste and corruption. And what's more corrupt and wasteful than using our precious tax dollars to protect a convicted felon who works for Vlad Putin? From his own supporters, no less? The next step isn't really a step at all because it consists merely of watching and waiting for nature to take its' course. With that in mind, I hope you brought your passport. Because we're going to England. 3 Abbey Road, St John's Wood, City of Westminster, London, to be exact, on Fractious Friday, February 6, 1970---I hope you're hungry, too, because that's four days after my birthday and 8 days before Jack Benny's birthday, so we have to stop for cake and Jello, too---to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. Day 9---Ten, if you're counting the day I took off---of John Lennon Month ((December 8 --- January 8)) continues with something different. The first solo record on the list. I think it's the first one produced by Phil Spector, too. If you thought, based on the title (("There's A UFO Over Bedminster And I Ain't Too Surprised)) that the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today was "Nobody Told Me," boy, are you going to be surprised ************* John Lennon- Instant Karma (Live)