It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1799)

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The good news is that DonOld Trump has yet to sue everyone in Iowa, like he hinted he would. The bad news is that he did carry out his threat to sue some people in the Neon Fun Jungle ((Donald Trump Sues Iowa Pollster Who Said He Trailed Harris: What We Know, Article Linked Below)). The badder news is that this is upsetting my favorite Upstairs Personal Attorney and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Legal Affairs, Grace Van Owen. She was in a good mood. She got up this morning and put on her legal briefs that have a silk-screened mistletoe on the front and "Alternative Dispute Resolution" printed across the back. They're my favorite pair. But then, while I was trying to enjoy my after-breakfast cocktail ((I don't drink coffee, so what am I supposed to do when everyone else is drinking their fourth or fifth cup of that vile swill?)) she saw the news about DonOld's latest lawsuit, and her mood soured. She took off the mistletoe briefs and replaced them with a plain businesslike beige bikini-cut pair. There's nothing wrong with them but they aren't my favorite pair. I asked her why she changed and she said, "Trump has the personality and mentality of a developmentally stunted, disgruntled toddler. He's also morally and financially bankrupt but he does have the power and resources of a President Elect and his cult continues to give him money. That is a perilous combination and if he makes good on his threat to sue everyone in Iowa, it's going to be a giant pain in my Affidavit. They call them nuisance lawsuits for a reason, you know." Then, Ribbon Hood, my Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Gift Wrapping and Head Archery Coach, started complaining about her workload because this is her busiest time of the year. If you want further details on how that went, including what underpants she was wearing, you'll have to go to my MyLot AfterDark Channel. So that's how my day has been going. With that in mind, let's go to Fractious Friday, May 8, 1970, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. Day 9 of John Lennon Month ((December8 --- January 8)) comes to us from the, "And now for something completely different" Department. This song perfectly fits the mood, tone, and theme today. But, John Lennon Month purists are going to object ((Probably loudly and often)) because John didn't write it and didn't even play on it. But it was a Beatles song and George, Ringo and Paul did perform it. And John did play a rather large part in inspiring it. The next best fit was "Sue Me, Sue You Blues" but it would have really inflamed the purists because it was a solo effort by George. without the involvement of any other Beatles. You're welcome, purists. ************* Donald Trump Sues Iowa Pollster Who Said He Trailed Harris: What We Know Published Dec 17, 2024 at 11:37 AM EST Updated Dec 17, 2024 at 6:43 PM EST https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-sues-iowa-pollster-who-had-him-trailing-what-we-know-20022126:43 ------------------------------------------------------- I Me Mine (Remastered 2009) The Beatles 8.65M subscribers