The Nog Has Been Fully Egged (Mylot Exclusive #1800)

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The evidence points to the fact that Roswell was a real incident and that indeed an alien craft did crash, and that material was recovered from that site. We all know that UFOs are real.All we need to ask is where do they come from, and what do they want? -----------------Edgar Mitchell Like Neil deGrasse Tyson, I can't pretend to know the aims and objectives of the drone-flying Aliens. Or why they're visiting New Jersey. At this juncture, many of you are saying, "But Sir, all the papers, TMZ, your Uncle Martin, AND your friends, Beldar, ALF, Mr. Spock and The Great Gazoo, ALL say you host the weekly meetings of the Grand Galactic Council Objectives And Goals Planning Committee And Poker Game at your house every Fractious Friday night. If you say they make you wait out in the hall during the meetings, I would believe it, but you must overhear something sometimes. Many other people say you also host the 'Every Other Wonderific Wednesday Afternoon Alien Discussion Club' every other Wonderific Wednesday afternoon. And all that entertaining is why you need all those girls with ridiculous names who work for you, making drinks and baking pastries and such. So, Sir, I ask again, why are the Aliens here?" Are they looking for the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? Do they need a new Flux Capacitor? Do they need a phone so they can call home? What do they want???" That is all Fake News! Read my lips: Fake News! Hold on a second. I can help you out a little bit. I do know why they are visiting New Jersey. It's a tribute to Orson Welles. Because the Martians in "War Of The Worlds" landed in Grovers Mill, New Jersey. And you don't need to be an honorary Junior Member, First Class, Of The Grand Galactic Council to figure that out. Anyone with half a worblec would know it. Another thing anyone with half a worblec would know is that the Deep State is still protecting, aiding, and abetting Convicted Felon DonOld Trump. If you don't believe me, peep this: Appeals court disqualifies DA Fani Willis from Trump Georgia election conspiracy case ((Article Linked Below)). That's right, Freddy Failure has gotten another yuge and wildly illegal bit of undeserved help from the people who really run this country. It is so bad that sometimes I start to doubt that he will die in prison. I just hope that the Space Invaders taking over New Jersey are staunch Democratic Never-Trumpers. Cause we really need their help. With that in mind, let's go to Fractious Friday, December 12, 1969, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. Day 10 of John Lennon Month ((December 8 --- January 8)) is truly Cosmic and Universal to fit the UFO theme. ************* UPI News Appeals court disqualifies DA Fani Willis from Trump Georgia election conspiracy case Story by Doug Cunningham • 28m • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/georgia-appeals-court-disqualifies-prosecutor-fani-willis-in-trump-2020-election-case/ar-AA1waG6T?ocid=TobArticle ------------------------------------------------------- Across The Universe (Remastered 2009) The Beatles 8.65M subscribers