But Wait—There's Myrrh (Mylot Exclusive #1803)
By Greg
@xander6464 (44423)
Wapello, Iowa
December 23, 2024 12:19am CST
I was sitting here this morning, getting my RDA (Recommended Daily Allowance) of Vitamin D, Calcium, Iron, Potassium, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Rum, Bourbon and Brandy (She's one of my Servers but she isn't very good at it because she only knows how to serve whiskey and wine)...Some people call it Eggnog but I call it a healthy, well-balanced breakfast.
Anyway, I was having breakfast and got a very nice early Christmas present at the same time. No, it wasn't anything Brandy was doing ((For those details, you'd have to go to my MyLot AfterDark Channel, anyway)) It was this: "Lara Trump removes herself from consideration for Marco Rubio’s U.S. Senate seat," ((Article Linked Below)).
We can't do anything to save the White House but at least, now, we don't have to worry about a Trump polluting the Senate. And she would have been there a long time. In a country full of idiot voters, Florida voters are especially stupid. They elected Matt Gaetz and Meatball Ron Death Sentence and they would have elected her. And then they'd keep reelecting her.
What do you think her big announcement in January is going to be? Is she going to replace President-Elect Leon Musk as DonOld's new sleeping partner and the new head of DOGE?
Some people think Leon might last until March but everyone who can see the obvious says he only has until the middle of January. Place your bets accordingly. And bet with your head. Not over it.
And if you see Brandy, ask her for a beer. It's fun to watch her get all flustered.
With that in mind, let's go to Fractious Friday ((Have you noticed that most records are released on Fractious Friday?)), December 4, 1964, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is.
For Day 13 of John Lennon Month (December 8 --- January 8), we are going back to London for one of my early favorites.
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FOX News
Lara Trump removes herself from consideration for Marco Rubio’s U.S. Senate seat
Story by Brie Stimson • 22h • 2 min read
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/lara-trump-removes-herself-from-consideration-for-marco-rubio-s-u-s-senate-seat/ar-AA1wikbj?ocid=TobArticle
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No Reply (Remastered 2009)
The Beatles
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@FourWalls (69061)
• United States
7h
I have a friend who, in the college days, had the perfect way to consume her vodka and tequila: with tomato juice and orange juice.
As for der furher’s sidekick, to be serious for a minute (and according to my time clock I have three minutes and 48 seconds left to be serious this year, which is good: it means I haven’t been serious much this year [I like to end the year with half my five minutes of seriousness for the year unspent]), I do NOT understand the attraction (well, that’s true of either of them). I mean, a man who makes his billions by selling electric vehicles latching on to a guy whose motto is “drill baby drill” (also a good motto for dentists and brain surgeons).
@BarBaraPrz (47683)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
10h
I'm confused now... I thought leon was already prez for life.
@snowy22315 (182254)
• United States
8h
It would be nice if Trump and his whole crazy family would be deported..or be exiled to a land far, far away.