Matt Gaetz spent $90,000 for sex and drugs?!?!?!

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That's what the bipartisan House Ethics Committee states in its report on Matt Gaetz. He is said to have paid both underage and adult women money for sex via apps like Venmo, Apple Pay, and CashApp or whatever it is called. NINETY THOUSAND DOLLARS. That is almost my entire salary for a year. I don't get it. Who pays for sex? Why? I will be the first person to admit that I'm not a supermodel but I am cute enough to keep the attention of my ex and to have other offers as well. The pothead next door would LOVE to get into my bedroom. One of the women said that he paid her $400 each time. That is just crazy to me. I would rather be celibate than pay someone to sleep with me. And this is the person that Donald Trump nominated for Attorney General of the United States--the chief law enforcement officer in the country. Very on-brand. What a joke.