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It's an unseasonably warm ((43F, 6C)) Christmas Eve Eve here in the Neon Fun Jungle. If you're wondering why I'm late this morning, who died and made you the Attendance Officer? Don't get your tinsel in a tangle. If you must know, I had to go into town this morning and the traffic was horrible. On the way back, there were three cars stacked up at the Stop sign. That delayed me by a good thirty-five seconds. You're lucky I was able to get here at all. Speaking of luck and getting it, President Sleepy Joe has made things easier on President Musk by pardoning most of federal death row, "President Biden commutes sentences of most federal death row inmates," ((Article Linked Below)). Now he won't be saddled with the same murderous baggage Meatball Ron Death Sentence has to bear. An added bonus benefit is it's going to make many MAGA heads explode. Meanwhile, someone with so much misery that he wishes he had a date with the needle, is Matt Gaetz, "House Ethics Report Says Matt Gaetz Regularly Paid Women for Sex," ((Article Linked Below)). But he is lucky, too, because he's trying for a job with the only organization in the world where chronic drug use, human trafficking, and paying underage girls for sex are seen as positives, not negatives. FOX News. With that in mind, let's go to Fractious Friday May 26, 1967, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. It is Day 14 Of John Lennon Month (December 8 --- January 8) and it's time for tea and "Meet The Wife." ************* President Biden commutes sentences of most federal death row inmates Story by Francesca Chambers, USA TODAY • 1h • 4 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/president-biden-commutes-sentences-of-most-federal-death-row-inmates/ar-AA1wmr0S?ocid=BingNewsSerp ----------------------------------- House Ethics Report Says Matt Gaetz Regularly Paid Women for Sex Story by Katy Stech Ferek • 1h • 5 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/house-ethics-report-says-matt-gaetz-regularly-paid-women-for-sex/ar-AA1wnpOr?ocid=TobArticle ----------------------------------- Good Morning Good Morning (Remastered 2009) The Beatles 8.66M