It's Cold Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1827)

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Well, President Leon Musk and his Caddy, Donny What's His Name, were both sworn in about seven or so hours ago and I'm curious. Have millions been deported yet? Are groceries free yet? Is Liz Cheney in jail yet...Oh, right. President Sleepy Joe forbade that from happening, and poor weak little Donny is too small, helpless, stupid, and impotent to defy him. But what about the rest of the Day One promises? Is Cancún on the Gulf Of America now? No? That's a surprise. I thought the rapist was serious about getting things done this time. But no. This is just going to be a rerun of his first term. Vast meaningless stretches of nothingness punctuated by glaring failures. He'll give us lots of laughs, but just like last time, they will be expensive. Has even one of his nominees been confirmed yet? Let's check the afternoon papers. Well, looky there! One has. "Senate confirms Marco Rubio as secretary of state, giving Trump the first member of his Cabinet," Article Linked Below. Little Marco has defied all the odds and his new boss must be very proud. How long will it take the Loser to get #2? And what were the ratings for What's-His-Name's Lie Fest? I can only assume that a couple dozen people watched, in person, online and on television. And that would be What's-His-Name's biggest crowd in years but I don't see any official numbers yet. As soon as I have the verified ratings, you'll be the first to know. With that in mind, let's go to Fractious Friday, April 19, 2024, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. I fear that this is going to be the Theme Song for the next four years. ************* Senate confirms Marco Rubio as secretary of state, giving Trump the first member of his Cabinet Story by LISA MASCARO • 3h • 3 min read feedbackIcon Topics mentioned in this article US Elections https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/senators-are-working-into-the-evening-hoping-to-confirm-trumps-first-cabinet-nominees/ar-AA1xy1qU?ocid=BingNewsSerp ---------------------------------------- Taylor Swift - I Hate It Here (Official Lyric Video) Taylor Swift 60.6M subscribers 285 videos