It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1832)

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I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want. -------------Andy Warhol I'm back! I'll pause for a moment while you say, "Who cares?" With that out of the way, now I'll address the other thing you're saying, "Where were you, Sir? And why were you gone so long? Two days feels like forever when you're not here. I was starting to have panic attacks, because, after the first day, it felt like the time you said you were going out for cigarettes and didn't come back for five years." I had to go to Vegas. Because gambling is still illegal here in the Neon Fun Jungle and I needed to place some bets. Like, what will die first, the stock market or President Musk's caddy, Donny What's His name? I put my faith in Natural Causes on that one. But what if Tiny Hands manages to beat the actuarial tables? Well, Wall Street has survived so many hard crashes that I'm not sure Little Donny can do it in. On the other same hand, the stock market has killed lots of people ((Google "Day Traders' Suicide Rate," if you don't believe me)), so I think it's going to win this fight. I say, "It's going to take more than an obese senile 78-year-old with one foot in the grave to kill the stock market," and I put my money where my mouth is. All ten dollars of it. I also bet on Melania Tramp's first speech. Who will she plagiarise this time? "I Have A Dream" by MLK Jr. has really good odds but I went with, "We choose to go to the Moon," which was delivered by JFK on Wonderific Wednesday, September 12, 1962. Because President Leon Musk wants to go to Mars. And Melba wants him to like her. Word on Pennslyvania Avenue is that she's planning on him being the next Mr. Tramp. So that's the where, what and why of where I've been for the last two days. ************* Trump SENDS MARKET into DOWN SPIRAL after FIRST WEEK?!?! Legal AF 431K subscribers