So... more medicare calls...

@ElicBxn (63826)
United States
January 31, 2025 8:59am CST
I think I've talked about these medicare callers. I used to just mess with them, but now I'm asking who they are looking for. 99.9% of the time, it isn't me. So, this morning, before my alarm went off I got another one. I was awake, but lingering under my warm blanket. I answered. "What?" "Good morning, how are you?" "What do you want?" He starts to tell me. "Who are you looking for?" I interrupt him. "I'm looking for..." and he spells out the last name. "She's not here," I till him. "Is there a way to get in touch with her?" "Sorry, I don't have a hot line to heaven." "Oh..." Click. I found it mildly amusing, just thought I'd share... I know most of you don't bother answering these calls and I'd've been a lot less nice if he had awaken me, but there we are. You do anything just for your own amusement lately?
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (49099)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
31 Jan
The Fecal Immunochemical Test...
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@DaddyEvil (144631)
• United States
31 Jan
Wasn't that fun? I had to do it twice last year. The mail service lost the first sample I shipped off. I keep smiling every time I think about whoever received that and thought they got a great free gift in the mail... Before opening it.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (49099)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
31 Jan
@DaddyEvil The fun part was trying to not pee on the paper...
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@DaddyEvil (144631)
• United States
31 Jan
@BarBaraPrz Oops! I didn't have that problem.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (113778)
• Marion, Ohio
31 Jan
I sometimes answer them for fun
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ElicBxn
@ElicBxn (63826)
• United States
2 Feb
@DaddyEvil my wife, years before she became just a roommate, was working graveyard. She got some recording guy and instead she put on her nasty romance audio and let the recording.
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@DaddyEvil (144631)
• United States
1 Feb
No, you don't! George answers your phone calls.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (113778)
• Marion, Ohio
1 Feb
@DaddyEvil He has fun too
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@DaddyEvil (144631)
• United States
31 Jan
Yeah, my phone doesn't let those calls through anymore. I kept telling the phone company those were spam calls. I've gotten two calls lately that are offering to sell me a gravesite. My family owns a graveyard so I don't need one but I'll be cremated anyway... *sigh*
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ElicBxn
@ElicBxn (63826)
• United States
31 Jan
That is funny, trying to sell you a grave site. I have told my friends to just barbecue me (cremate)
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (49099)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
31 Jan
Still have to put your ashes somewhere. Does your family cemetary have a columbarium?
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@DaddyEvil (144631)
• United States
31 Jan
@BarBaraPrz I told Pretty and one brother and SIL that I want my ashes spread down at the lake where we swim during the Summer.
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