So Elon now has a 13th child

@NJChicaa (121336)
United States
February 16, 2025 7:37am CST
I don't get it. I truly don't. Yes he had 5 children with his ex-wife. Fine I get that. But he has now had 8 more with girlfriends. Sure he is the richest man on the planet and can pay to support them but why keep having them when there is no way on Darwin's Green Earth that he can actually be present as a father figure? He is busy with Tesla, Twitter/X, Neuralink, SpaceX, and now unfortunately "DOGE". Even more strange is that the majority of his children are the result of IVF and surrogacy. Seems like women aren't lining up to sleep with him and it isn't a shocker why. It is unclear whether the baby is a boy or girl and the name hasn't been released. I truly hope it isn't some crazy-ass name like the ones he gave his 3 children with Grimes.
https://nypost.com/2025/02/15/us-news/conservative-influencer-has-been-working-privately-on-how-to-co-parent-child-with-elon-musk-rep-says/
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@porwest (95999)
• United States
16 Feb
Believe me, when you are the richest man on the planet, you DO NOT have trouble finding women to sleep with you. This is a known fact, if you have money, it doesn't matter how good you are in bed or how nice you are to look at. You WILL get virtually any woman you want.
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@porwest (95999)
• United States
16 Feb
@NJChicaa I didn't say a rich man could get ANY woman. I said VIRTUALLY any woman. But believe me, the pool is quite vast of women who WOULD do it. As for Musk, in general, I have always said he's a bit awkward and weird. Brilliant. But awkward and weird. Nerd would be a word that would also come to mind. Hell, if he tossed me a million bucks even I might sleep with him...once. He'd have to let me have tops though. Bottoms might cost him at least two million. I CAN'T say even offers were never made to me to cover rent in peculiar ways. I never did it. But it was offered, and I'm a f*cking troll. lol
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@BarBaraPrz (48534)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Feb
@NJChicaa Surrogacy? You mean someone else is providing the sperm?
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@NJChicaa (121336)
• United States
16 Feb
@porwest I keep getting propositioned by the smoky neighbor. The other night we were on the landing looking at the snow and he offered "to keep me warm". Um no thanks bro. Not even for a million bucks.
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@AmbiePam (95957)
• United States
16 Feb
Oh, it’s mostly IVF and surrogacy? Because I was thinking I don’t care how rich that guy is, I’m not getting physically near him.
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@AmbiePam (95957)
• United States
16 Feb
@NJChicaa You’re hilarious!
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@NJChicaa (121336)
• United States
16 Feb
same. His t!ts are bigger than mine
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@BarBaraPrz (48534)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
16 Feb
It's his way of increasing the whiteness of America... I can't even stand to look at a photo of him, never mind get near his wee willy, so yeah, I don't doubt it was IVF. Where's the "shuddering" emoji?
@Rimps85 (2237)
• India
16 Feb
he is set out to create world record...
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