Mixology Chemistry Is Fun But Not As Fun As Brazilian Butt Lifting (Mylot Exclusive #1851)
By Greg
@xander6464 (44776)
Wapello, Iowa
February 19, 2025 12:08am CST
Author's Note: The title has nothing to do with the post.
Editor's Note: If you want to know what the Title is about, as if you couldn't guess, go to his MyLot AfterDark Channel, Section 4700.
Here is the least surprising news you'll see in your entire lifetime: "Truth Social’s Parent Company Lost More Than $400 Million in 2024," ((Article Linked Below)).
At the same time, it might just be the most depressing news you'll ever see, because the Maestro Of Mismanagement who made that happen, Little Donny What's-His-Name is now the CEO of the Free World.
And the Sulton Of Setbacks is doing for us the same things he did for Truth Social. Thank you, MAGA, for making the deaf, dumb, and blind kid our Designated Driver. We feel very safe.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Typhoid Donny has caused the measles outbreak in Texas to get bigger, while a similar outbreak is starting in New Mexico, "Texas measles cases are up, and New Mexico now has an outbreak. Here's what you need to know," ((Article Linked Below)).
That is especially bad news because I bet on Louisiana to be the next outbreak. Then Mississippi, then Alabama, and then Florida.
So, I lost another ton of money. Thanks, Obama.
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The Daily Beast
Truth Social’s Parent Company Lost More Than $400 Million in 2024
Story by Corbin Bolies • 2d • 1 min read
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The Associated Press
Texas measles cases are up, and New Mexico now has an outbreak. Here's what you need to know
Story by DEVI SHASTRI and MORGAN LEE • 10h • 3 min read
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/texas-measles-cases-are-up-and-new-mexico-now-has-an-outbreak-heres-what-you-need-to-know/ar-AA1zjd23?ocid=TobArticle
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/truth-social-s-parent-company-lost-more-than-400-million-in-2024/ar-AA1zadGE?ocid=BingNewsVerp
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@BarBaraPrz (48556)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
Well, now you have me curious about that Brazilian butt lifting thing. Is it an Olympic sport?
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@xander6464 (44776)
• Wapello, Iowa
19 Feb
It's technically more of a medical procedure or fitness routine but I guess it's how you look at it and I like looking at it.
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@BarBaraPrz (48556)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
@xander6464 Of course you do.
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@lilacskies (4246)
• United States
19 Feb
I laughed reading the title. Thank you for that! I hope things get better for you.
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@xander6464 (44776)
• Wapello, Iowa
19 Feb
Thanks. I hope things get better, too.
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@FourWalls (71476)
• United States
19 Feb
You didn’t learn ONE STINKING THING from Jack Benny, did you? Keep your money in a safe place…like a safe!
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@xander6464 (44776)
• Wapello, Iowa
19 Feb
But I did learn from him. I sold all my Truth Social stock when it was $50. I bought it at $20, so that was a modest profit of $30 a share and I buried it all in the back yard, like Jack told me to. He told me to wait until I'm rich to buy a safe.
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