It's Friday, You Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1854)

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My current favorite meme, what I like to call, The Meme Of The Week, is another simple, text-only affair, that reads, "Many Republicans are comparing Trump to Jesus. Fair enough. Let's beat him nearly to death and then nail him to a cross. After he's declared dead, put him in a tomb and if he comes back in three days, I'll admit I was wrong." That's all I've been asking for since Tiny Hands rode down the fake gold escalator---The opportunity to be proven wrong that involves Trump being nailed to a cross. Speaking of an ignorant racist piece of white trash being nailed to a cross, I have some good news for you. It doesn't involve nails or a cross but it is very nearly as happy and uplifting. It is this: "Rest in Peace: Former WOC Radio announcer, weather man Jim Fisher dies," ((Article Linked Below)). Since most of you, my 226.4 Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers have no idea who Jim was, I'll give you a thumbnail bio: He was a local very minor-league small-town Rush Limbaugh, right here in the Neon Fun Jungle. For years, he spent every afternoon spouting the same idiotic Conservative drivel you can still hear on FOX News, White House Press Conferences and right here on MyLot ((Hi, @porwest!)). For all that dedication and loyalty, he was fired because that's the reward for being a good little Republican. He thought President Obama was the Anti-Christ and he became nearly physically ill when he talked about abortion. Like most of the rest of the homophobic self-loathing closeted Gay men, he thought women were only good for cooking, cleaning, and having babies. He considered being Black or any other color that isn't white and homosexuality a mental illness---Ah, the infinite irony there. Picture an inmate running the asylum and given a big microphone and three hours of airtime daily on top of it. That was Jim Fisher's life in a nutshell. Heavy emphasis on Nut. But now, he is dead and the open sewer that was his mouth has been sealed and silenced for all eternity. If you want to hear him again, you have two options. There is a two-hour aircheck on YouTube---I haven't listen to it so I can't say for sure but if you seek it out, be warned, it's likely very offensive. Your best bet, though is to die and go to Hell, because he is very likely there and opening for Rush Limbaugh every afternoon. With that in mind, let's go to Thursday, February 28, 1985, and an unspecified day in 2006, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. This one, of course, is a message for Jim Fisher, just in case reincarnation is a real thing. I hope he's suffering right now, wherever he is and if his obsessive fanatical belief in Christianity was right, that place is Hell. ************* Rest in Peace: Former WOC Radio announcer, weather man Jim Fisher dies A WOC Radio personnel has died. By KWQC Staff Published: Jan. 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM CST https://www.kwqc.com/2025/01/17/rest-peace-former-woc-radio-announcer-weather-man-jim-fisher-dies/ ----------------------------------- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (live 2006) HQ 0815007