whats the funniest joke you got?

During a rock climbing expedition, an accident occurred, as some of the grappling hooks gave way. This left the eleven climbers clinging precariously to the wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on the Mountain. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the weight on the rope would cause more of the hooks to give way and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. All ten blondes applauded.

There this biker stoped at a red light and as all the people are crossing the street he sees this punk rocker with all different colors of hair and the biker, thinking to him self why? cant help himself from looking at the punk and he keeps looking and looking, finanlly the punk gets tired of it turns around and says what the matter havent you ever done anything wild and crazy when you young? and the biker says, yeah... I screwed a peacock and I think you might be one of my kids!