It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1859)

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It's Friday again, Radio Rangers and we are in the midst of a heatwave, a tropical heatwave. Well, a tropical heatwave by the standards of the Neon Fun Jungle in February ((62F, 17C)). We also have a continuing Cat 1 Skirt Alert ((Current Wind Speed is 24 MPH, 39 KPH)). So, keep your skirt on. Or take it off, because I have no right to tell you what to do. Of course, if you take it off, it will get even hotter in here, but we can deal with it. You might even get some beads out of it because Tuesday is Fat Tuesday, AKA Mardi Gras. I know, I know. Beads are traditionally given for lifting or removing shirts, but why should we be bound by tradition? Why not get beads for taking off your skirt? Unless you're in the mood to get all tied up by tradition, in which case, I would be more than happy to help. So, take off your skirt and/or lift your shirt, and we'll see what happens. Do you know what else is hot and getting hotter? But in a bad, negative way? Trumpflation. Especially when it comes to eggs: "Egg prices estimated to rise by 41.1% in 2025 as bird flu intensifies, USDA says," ((Article Linked Below)). That's yet another reason we are starting another Trillion Dollar Weekend tonight instead of the million and billion dollar weekends we used to have because they just aren't enough anymore. It could also be why so many topless girls are running around here saying, "Screw the beads! Give me eggs!" With that in mind, let's go to Wonderific Wednesday, July 10, 1963, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. ************* Axios Vitals Egg prices estimated to rise by 41.1% in 2025 as bird flu intensifies, USDA says Story by Nathan Bomey • 1d • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/egg-prices-estimated-to-rise-by-411-in-2025-as-bird-flu-intensifies-usda-says/ar-AA1zQnbx?ocid=TobArticle ----------------------------------- Martha Reeves & The Vandellas ~ Heat Wave (1963)